As you read this post, there are couples all over the world fighting a serious battle. It does not involve weaponry or blood, but it does involve cunning and determination. It is a battle of domestication. This clash is over the placement of previously owned possessions in a shared home.
I remember when Nick and I made the big decision to move in together. I envisioned romantic nights at the new abode – making dinner, popping a bottle of wine and curling up on the couch to watch a movie. What I never imagined was the subtle power struggle that would ensue. A game of tug-of-war, if you will, which resulted in many sentimental goodbyes for Nick. The stained leather couch – donated. The obscene speaker system – relegated to the closet. The tattered lamps – replaced.
Women nest. Men do not. Women want to primp their home, while men want to pimp theirs. This is a fact. It is for this reason that I look forward to the day when Nick and I have a home large enough to accommodate a full scale man cave. A day when he will happily retreat with his man friends to a den of Coors Light, PlayStation, poker and fantasy football.
I took a little audit of our apartment tonight and realized that his future man cave is well underway. Several items did survive the domestic battle five years ago and several have been added as gifts throughout the years.
We have the Trans Am, a perfect accent to the crystal vase. Snoop is nestled on the shelf below.


I also came across our good friend Michael Jackson. I introduced him to Indy, but the meeting did not go well (clearly the dog thinks he was guilty as charged).


We have sports paraphernalia up the wazoo.


And electronics galore. Although I am savvy enough to know that these products will be completely worthless in the eyes of any testosterone driven male when the next-gen comes out.


But nothing, and I mean nothing, will be more meaningful than the moment when our loyal Indian Chief friend can stop standing guard on our patio and instead guard the man cave beer cooler.

Yes folks, I look forward to the day when we can build Nick the most enviable man cave in all the land. Until that day, I will sprawl out on the new leather couch, watch TLC on the big TV, sneer at Snoop Dogg and hope to God that Indy doesn’t confuse the Indian Chief with an outdoor fire hydrant.