Trash Belongs in a Trash Can

July 1, 2008

FOUND (Marina del Rey): One women’s Havana flip flop, white, size 9. Also found: Arrowhead water, Gatorade and what appears to be an upside down bowl. To claim flip flop and drink remains please contact Heal The Bay and explain situation. Repossession may require ongoing compliance with the Clean Water Act and moral repentance for all the ducks, sea lions and marine life that were harmed by owner’s aversion to disposing of trash where it belongs.