Whirlpool model LXR9445JQ1 dies at 5 years old.
Beloved laundry unit known as “Sudsy” kicked the bucket last Wednesday night in a traumatic overloading incident. Owners tried to resuscitate Suds but efforts were met with a sharp screeching noise and a failure to drain. As a final insult, the machine formally rejected its lose knob and refused to let it be reattached. At that point, there were no arrows to lead the way between spin, rinse and delicates. It was time to let go.
A memorial service will be held on Tuesday, September 23, prior to the arrival of Ken, the Kenmore. In lieu of donations, please send owners Nick and Marcy formal regrets for having to spend their hard earned cash on a large appliance, instead of a mini-vacation.
